To mark the end of the Premier League 2023/24 season, the lads have put together their Alternative Sandwiches Team of the Season.
GK - Emi Martínez (always up to some wind-up antics)
DEF - Jack Robinson (loves a scrap with his team mates)
DEF - Jonny Evans (still playing as a pensioner)
DEF - Reece James (spends all season injured, then gets sent off)
MID - Kalvin Phillips (gives fans the finger)
MID - Lucas Paquetá (bets are on)
MID - Sandro Tonali (bets are still on)
MID - Jordan Henderson (air miles merchant)
FWD - Mudryk (one-on-one for £10k)
FWD - Jadon Sancho (crap at Old Trafford, dynamite at Dortmund)
FWD - Neil Maupay (the ultimate Shithouse of all time)
Agree with our choices? Think there's someone missing? Let us know on Instagram: @halftimesandwiches or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!
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