WE ARE BACK BABY! The beach has been calling our names and boy oh boy did we answer the call.
What a crop of HOTTIES. For the first time in Paradise history, the men out hot the women. Can you believe? With Michael A and Andrew S there... we definitely can.
ANOTHER Paradise first.. Thomas doesn't like a bitchy unlikeable character. Is he feeling okay? We can only hope.
Jess and Joel GUSH over Lace's return and the three of them are so parched for Michael A that someone should call the police.
Get ready for a fun season of drunk love triangles, IBS, and crying straight men.
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