Well, we made it! In an absolute UNSHOCKING finish, our big nostrilled over-thinker has chosen his "best friend."
In this incredible finale, Zach get's raked through the coals TWICE by our two runner-ups and Thomas, Jess, and Joel can't get over it. Ariel completely eviscerates him followed by Gabi twisting the knife and (hopefully) instilling so much guilt to bounce around in the otherwise echo chamber that is Zach's mind.
We get to see America's parents, Megan and "Chiap," one last time and honestly? They're the most endearing part of Zach's life. Remember when he was a sickly child and almost died? Gabi doesn't because he NEVER told her.
The looks? Iconic. The tears? Aplenty. The communication skills? One-sided. It is a live finale for the books! Enjoy our collective sigh of relief as we never have to see Zach and his prickly torso shower outdoors ever again.
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