Let the fun begin (0:01:46)
We’re back, and oh boy—there’s so much to unpack. Wyatt’s been working on his harmonica skills (still not stage-ready for the Taggies, but stay tuned). The Pope might’ve taken the name Leo, but Wyatt & Chantel made it iconic first—tattoos don’t lie. And yes, Wyatt is still emotionally invested in Oliver & Phoenix sailing to Hawaii like a modern-day Moana fanfic.
Seat Pocket – Talking to Strangers on Planes (0:12:15)
Fresh off a flight from Kansas City, Wyatt found himself seated next to someone who hasn’t flown since pagers were a thing—and they wanted to chat. So, what is the etiquette for talking to your airplane neighbor? We dig into the unspoken rules of mile-high small talk.
Unpacking Kansas City (0:22:12)
Enter: the MudBnB—equal parts chaos and charm. Wyatt breaks down a wild KC trip complete with BBQ showdowns (Q39 vs. Chef J), an emo Cinco de Mayo, escape rooms, Green Lady Lounge jazz, and doctor-themed shenanigans. Conclusion? Kansas City is criminally underrated.
Unpacking Naples, Florida Next stop: Naples for one of the best-planned bachelorette parties of all time (shoutout to Brett’s sister, aka Queen House Mom). Think beach picnics, perfectly crustless tea sandwiches, poolside hangs, party bus to a dolphin-filled catamaran ride, and a hibachi chef with sake-squirting precision. Oh, and blood bag cocktails, naturally.
Unpacking Tampa/St. Pete (1:01:04) Tampa brought the chill: reunited with Onyx the cat, befriended a clowder of kitties, painted ravioli (kind of), and crossed off Florida bucket list items like Waffle House, Pub Subs, key lime pie, and a bear fight shot. Bern’s Steakhouse sealed the deal with a life-changing chateaubriand.
Sky Score – Alaska, Southwest, American(1:31:09)
Southwest? Felt like trying to cop limited-edition sneakers, but worth it for the window seat, cheerful vibes, free WiFi, and Dr. Pepper. Alaska? Weird bag drop setup, but smooth sailing. American? The drama: delays, catering chaos, gate lice, and one lonely pack of pretzels to show for it. We’ve got thoughts, tips, and turbulence.
Runway Report – MCI & TPA (1:48:18)
Kansas City (MCI) is brand new, sleek, shaped like an H (who knew?), and full of chill, modern vibes—7/10 for sure. Tampa (TPA)? Trams before TSA were cool, but the rest was a letdown. Missed the iconic flamingo statue and paid $24 for a glass of prosecco at a pirate-themed bar. Beware the bubbly.
What in the World Is Going On – Newark Airport Outages (2:01:56)
Newark is... struggling. Multiple air traffic outages, outdated tech from the disco era, and stressed-out controllers are causing major delays. We break down what’s going wrong, what the FAA’s doing about it (hint: not enough), and how travelers can stay sane through the chaos.
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