We offer our opinions of the locally notorious Eastgate Square robbery by two dudes – one with a gun, the other with a…hammer? Then we all went down the natural progression of “what if we robbed a store?” If you could live forever, would you want to still be able to have a boner? Robot dicks are covered extensively. “We’re supposed to fuck these things, right?” was said in this podcast. Enjoy.
🎙 Park Bench Ontology — existential comedy for the end of the world.
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