Barrel Of Beer (Larry W Jones 10/19/2019) (song #7647)
Now, often I’ve mentioned though not with intention
That a barrel of beer is better if emptied
So, I’ll get to the point of what I really want
If you’ll roll out the barrel someone invented
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
Eighty proof rye I never buy because
I don’t deny the high price makes me pause
But with a barrel of beer I’m tempted
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
Now, my spouse in the house says I look like a louse
When we go out to eat she orders a sweet treat
Oh, she likes triple sec but what the heck my dear
I ask if the waiter has a barrel of beer
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
Eighty proof rye I never buy because
I don’t deny the high price makes me pause
But with a barrel of beer I’m tempted
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
Now, night before last I dreamed that my life had passed
And that I had gone to some fair sweet bye and bye
A pub was quite near and they had barrels of beer
But when I got one empty I smelled like rye
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
Eighty proof rye I never buy because
I don’t deny the high price makes me pause
But with a barrel of beer I’m tempted
I like a barrel of beer when emptied
Makes me feel tranquil (beer he can handle)
A barrel of beer I can handle
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