Recorded in what the boys describe as an “executive drinking establishment”, this episode quickly descends into medical horror stories, tour flashbacks, dangerous household items, and the boldest claim ever made on audio: 365 skid-mark-free days.
What Happens (In No Particular Order)
- 🥤 Dry January continues (Coca-Cola, pink lemonade, isotonic Lucozade, and lies)
- 🎧 The new GLC song Dry January and why cheap videos are better
- 🫀 A near-death New Year’s Eve DJ set involving Sambuca, Spotify, and partial paralysis
- 🦷 A tooth falls out mid-Greggs wrap and nobody reacts correctly
- 🔥 A hot water bottle explodes, nearly destroying a full cock-and-ball ecosystem
- 📢 Public Service Announcement: hot water bottles can kill you
- 👖 A deeply forensic debate about skid marks, wiping techniques, and toilet paper quality
- 🚌 Tour flashbacks: cold venues, bad loos, excellent pubs
- 🧠 Proof that GLC quizzes should never be attempted sober or organised
- 🏰 Castles played, seas pooed in, pubs visited, and bands mildly insulted
- 🍺 Jeremy Clarkson’s pub, his pint, and his imagined string-tied torso
- 🎤 The official launch of the GLC Tour Quiz, featuring no buzzers and total confusion
- 🎟️ Tour announcement: “Stairway To Newport” (tickets available, and you'd think there would be a link here but there isn't)
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