What do four bagels, Barbie legs, Carrie Underwood’s football-field lips, and robot chicken fights in Oklahoma all have in common? Absolutely nothing—except they all show up in today’s chaos.
In this episode, Austin tackles:
- The tragic limit of human bagel consumption
- Why dudes skip leg day and turn into flamingos
- A marathon runner in overalls with ironclad nipples
- Carrie Underwood’s screen-sized lips at a Cody Johnson concert
- Joe Rogan casually roasting Marc Maron as a “crazy cat lady”
- Oklahoma legalizing rooster vs. robot fights (seriously)
- Accidentally stumbling into a cockfight in Arkansas
- Worm paranoia, Trump suing the New York Times, and Charlie Kirk’s martyrdom
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