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In this episode of False Summit: Tales, Trails, and Epic Fails, we kick off the new year with a wild ride—literally. Em recounts a harrowing trip to the airport involving a rogue truck and some airport antics you won’t want to miss.

Then, it’s time to dive into two unforgettable moose encounters. First up is Moosecapades, where Avery faces off with a thousand-pound forest overlord on the Middle Saint Vrain trail. Spoiler: yelling "MOOOOOOSE" might not be the best survival tactic, but it makes for a legendary tale.

Next, in Trail Stomp, Ricky’s blurry vision leads to a heart-pounding standoff with what he thought was a horse (plot twist: it wasn’t). From scaling boulders like a terrified mountain goat to rethinking life choices, this story is one wild hoofed adventure.

We round things out with Trail Mix, featuring three songs perfectly paired with trail vibes, and some life-saving moose encounter tips in Trail Etiquette and Other Shit.

Join us for laughs, lessons, and the kind of epic fails that make the trail worth it. Rate, review, subscribe, and share your own misadventures—because every mountain is just one more “almost there.” See you out there!

Happy trails (and watch out for moose)