It's April Fools' day, but Mikal is wearing compression pants FOR REAL. Mike wins the TOP PLAY OF THE WEEK CONTEST in an apiological tour de force, we talk--yet again--about the difference between Warren and Jimmy Buffett, update America about MARCH MADNESS, and articulate our despair about how long and potentially boring baseball season might be. Plus: Simon lectures his friends about how to chew tobacco and develops his theory of no-pants baseball, Dave improves the show exponentially by keeping a shot clock, and (we're sorry) MUCH, MUCH MORE!!!
Helpful links:
Mikal's full NCAA song "Don't Drop the Ball"
https://soundcloud.com/nastymillionaire/ncaa-march-sadness-dont-drop-the-ball-official-ncaa-theme-song
Article and video about Jamarion Styles:
http://usatodayhss.com/2017/video-florida-middle-schooler-with-no-arms-hits-buzzer-three
Bees on the baseball field:
http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/baseball/ct-bees-swarm-spring-training-game-20170331-story.html