Simon's entwined in yet another web of lies in "San Antonio," but the remaining bros BRING THEIR A+ GAME and cover the Rockets sale to Tilmon Fertitta (not, as we'd hoped, Beyonce). Mike reminisces about going to church with Tshitenge Mutumbo and growing up watching Manute Bol, and then doubles down on his Tall Persons Die First theory; we introduce a new segment called WEIGHT UPDATE; Mikal shares the story of Hailey Dawson, who wants to be the first person with a 3-D printed hand to throw out the first pitch in every MLB stadium, and Dave breaks the news of Rafael Nadal's big US Open victory, which prompts us to hold an impromptu, interminable round of Dreamboat or Shipwreck. We get A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED about the difference between official sports media and Mikal's younger friends and are thereby momentarily convinced of an improbable trade, and our audio gets blurry, but we get back on track and figure out whether Anthony Davis can shit talk in the locker room if he has to, and what Future is talking about.
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