When the captain is crankier than usual, the crew decides the best strategy is to nag him until he takes a vacation. Riker nudges him with his enormous erection to head for Risa, a pleasure planet. Realizing he’ll never get a moment’s peace aboard his own ship, Picard relents, packing thick ass books and hilariously flouncy shirts. As soon as he gets to Risa, Johnny is harassed by half-naked resort employees, a Ferengi in a Hawaiian shirt, a pair of aliens in mittens, and a woman named Vash. Hijinks ensue as Picard soon finds himself embroiled in a wacky caper to find a mysterious artifact from the future! Will Picard ever finish Ulyssess? Will Riker’s erection ever subside? Will anyone buy Johnny a sensible turtleneck?
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