Our small town tour guide, Dr. Jess, is out of town again, and has left us to our own devices. We will be mining for comedic gold in a veritable sea of unused articles from past episodes. Unfortunately, much like the small town carnival raging outside our window, this may leave you feeling a little bloated, cheated, and concerned for the future of humanity.
Small Town News--whose headline is it, anyway? @SmallTownNewsImprov
