Hot damn its only The Crash Mats!
They've got a new offering for your ears called "69 Spotify Listeners Can't All Be Wrong" and the old guard of Oldham are keen to share it with you.
As well as the insightful music journalism you've come to expect from us, we also touch on topics such as rattling knives that are haunted, the crests of various football clubs, Oldham eateries, record labels and when The Simpsons peaked.
There's an update on the fat fighters challenge, Tom & Niallism have been invited on another podcast and we complain about the heat, as usual.
Additional tunes this week come from, Hound, Bruise Control, Pizzatramp and The Lovely Eggs.