We crossed the flaccid finish line. Jonesy brags about Christmas presents, researches poor people and gets to finally celebrate the new year. Thomas runs into a barbed wire fence after drinking keg beer at a quinceanera. Frank 'The Squatter' splits his pants turtling with Tig and only finds heartbreak in the drive-thru. Karen dials 911, $5 candy bars and drinking in high school. Happy New Year scumbags!
