Sing through me Muse of the of the nerdiest rantings you can imagine. These two praise Sean Bean staying alive for a whole movie, but condemn the chemistry between Paris and Helen as the most cardboard couple of all time. From boy toys to cowards, there's a great deal for these two to obsess over including, but not limited to, hatred of U$C, lack of literary accuracy, and the queerness of Achilles. Erin cannot let the Iliad rest, and Brennan is at a loss for words for Peter O'Toole. And holy cow, Brad Pitt's wig.... But more importantly, Biden takes the lead in Georgia.