Здравствуйте! We started this podcast on task and ready for a highly coordinated TED talk from our resident Russian History/Lit dweeb, Erin. But by the end, we got Jennifer Coolidge impersonations, LE PONT ALEXANDRE TROIS!, a royal palace bereft of occupants but no one stole the silverware (or the gold for that matter), and arguing that no one cares about the ending's accuracy, the writers didn't bother for the rest of the film. Zombie Rasputin who doesn't do anything, an albino bat with an unplaceable accent, and a music box which seems key to a certain someone's identity, but NO ONE TALKS ABOUT IT!!! There is ONE murderous horse in this film, so if you were keeping track, now you know.