It's a tale as old as time: girl meets furry, gets stuck in a castle, develops Stockholm syndrome, and then becomes queen? Erin and Brennan are asking the real questions around Disney's 2017 remake of Beauty and the Beast: why hire a Scottish Ewan McGregor to play a French candelabra, why is the magic mirror so large but the mirror SO small, and is President Bartlet hidden in the West Wing? We gush again about the brilliant performance of Luke Evans while praising the on screen chemistry of Kemma Watson, I mean Emin Wine, I mean Kwevin Klatson. . . nevermind. Disney tries hard to be woke, but like so many of their "attempts" it really falls like Gaston off a bridge. Spoiler alert?