This week Erin and Brennan be sure to don hats with the flooffiest feathers and blue ponchos, for they are, THE TWO MUSKETEERS!!! We discuss the 1993 version of the Three Musketeers (why?) with possibly the worst cast to pretend to be French. We reference almost every movie we've ever reviewed: Man in the Iron Mask, Robin Hood, Phantom of the Opera, Princess Bride, Face-Off, and Top Gun! How are these related? Listen to find out. We talk Tim Curry doin' his thang, no women in more than 3 scenes, and the miracle of rifling. For a film we're pretty sure was shot on the same lot as Beauty and the Beast, we're surprised there wasn't more singing.... We recommend watching this film with a sparkling rosé, maybe a chardonnay, but definitely not a brandy, that only pairs with gunpowder!