Erin and Brennan gift you, the Void, on this wonderous summer day, their glittering diamond bods by way of Edward Cullen, the most "attractive" underperforming vampire in the history of literature. With long sullen stares, they greet you and beckon you into this podcast. . . or are they wondering where the toilet is. Not sure. That's right, we're talking Twilight this week as our bad movie review! You all know the story: girl with no personality moves to the Pacific Northwest, falls in love with vampire boy with no personality and NO FANGS, and proceeds to do. . . nothing.
What? Did our long sullen stare. . . distract you, or was it all the gel in our hair? Shoot, too much emotion. Uhh. Did our. . . no. . . Climb on spider monkey?
Stare.
Stare.
Glance away.
Stare.
Bites lip.
Stare again.