Erin (the hobbit) and Brennan (an elf) must realize that not everyone is as nerdy as they are. With references to the Hobbit, the Silmarillion, and the miniscule details of Tolkein's writing, they try to forge a path through family history and Moria. Guest staring Robert Plant by sheer association, this fellowship will either be broken by too much attention to detail, or forged by the fires of Mount Doom to conquer the internet.