This week, our hosts steal the Declaration of Independence to keep it out of the clutches of EVIL Sean Bean. They team up with Nic Cage, Diane Kruger, and Justin Bartha to track down the minute clues left behind by the FOUNDING FATHERS (and Masons) (and Knights Templar) that lead to a NATIONAL TREASURE beyond comprehension! This movie is filled with all the hallmarks of a Jerry Bruckheimer film, like things blowing up that wouldn't and people with no fire safety sense. We giggle through the ludicrous plot points: US History passwords to government buildings, lemons revealing secret ink, throwing the Declaration in the oven, millions of secret passages, relief carving pipes with messages, and sooooooo much more. Is this movie at all accurate? No! But it's certainly a fun ride.