What, did you think we would make some kind of (du dun. du dun. dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun BUBUHDADA!!!!!!) Jaws pun for the title? Of COURSE not, the description is where we prefer to CHUM the waters to lure our prey. . . I mean our guests. Fish are friends, not food. This Fourth of July weekend, nothing sums up the current state of affairs than a massive man-eating shark terrorizing people while the government prioritizes capitalism. Our hosts bravely board the Orca, questionable alcohol in hand (don't drink that), and see which is more frightening: imaginary sharks or anchor themed suits. Guess what, it's the suit! We scream, we laugh, we learn a lot about sharks, and at the end of the day we still hate the elected officials. Hey, maybe they should've closed the beaches!