Erin is back and things go sideways fast; at least they would go sideways if there was gravity in this film. From comic book to the silver screen, Erin and Brennan discuss the vivid sexual urges of Joel Schumacher and his frozen fantasies. As always, it's ICE to see Arnold SKATE his way into our lives and our COLD FROZEN hearts, but what we really learned is that George is the most bored Batman of all time. Robin is too old, Uma is a 30's radio host made corporeal, and Alicia's Bat Girl gets the exposition-end of a bad script. After this film, our hosts will need to take a minute to COOL down and CHILL out, 'cause the ZAMBONI cleaning this RINK is going to need overtime.
*All fully capitalized words must be read in Arnold's voice.