Voulez Vous Coucher avec Moi, Ce Soir? Need we say more? Our adorable and impressionable hosts return to Monmartre to relive a story from their youth; being poor and enjoying the Moulin Rouge... just the outside (from a certain point of view). In this episode, we all fall in love with our heroes Ewan McGregor and Nicole Kidman, keep forgetting that they said it's all going to hell in a handbasket, and then crying because it DID go to hell in a handbasket and that basket's name is Roxanne! EVERTHING'S GOING SO WELL! Erin and Brennan sing quite a bit, imagine the fractals of Toulouse-Lautrec, and give Nicole Kidman the recognition she deserves for writhing on the floor to "Your Song". In the end, we're amazed we made it most of the review without bringing up Star Wars (but then we did, and we didn't stop).
And then an unconscious Argentinian fell through the roof. . . .