Dust off your orange tanktop, plastic bald cap, and "thermal" bandages for a trip down the wormhole of the Fifth Element, aka Jean-Paul Gaultier gets to design the future in his image. Was Captain Planet right all along? WAS LOVE THE FIFTH ELEMENT?!?! It certainly seems that way with Bruce Willis falling instantly for the perfect Milla Jovovich who somehow managed to make an orange G-string seem comfortable. Erin and Brennan get really excited about Ruby Rhod, impeccable ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs, and Korben Dallas' modular apartment. Will Erin and Brennan ever be able to properly pronounce the name of the duck aliens? We better hope so if they're the key to our survival. Mondacheewin, Monashawan, Mandashoo'in, . . . Mandalorian. . .Marshawn Lynch. . . Mila Kunis. . . M&M's. . . Mugatu. . . Macarons. . . .