We're back this week with our second installment of our review of the Star Wars prequels, and amazingly Brennan survived his hit from the fan mobs! Ultimately, we cringe through the horrible relationship at the core of this film. Why Padmé? Why did you choose HIM?!?! It's cause he's tall isn't it. . . While Padmé gets to live out her "dream", the rest of us watch a horny teen pushing his obsessive romantic fantasies on a Galactic Senator definitely out of his league. In all fairness though, we get to enjoy Obi Wan mature into the Jedi master we all know and love, but the moment the camera moves from him to someone else we lost our minds once again. What were the Jedi doing the last 10 years? How did NONE of them notice two armies being created the same time? Did they even try to look for the Sith? WHAT MADE YOU THINK A HORNY ANAKIN WOULD BE OK TO SEND TO A REMOTE LOCATION ALONE WITH HIS FANTASY WIFE?!?!?!??!! *Deep Breath. DEEEEEEP BREATH. . . * The clones are dope though.