A wall. A great and powerful wall. Barely 6 feet tall and yet no one can cross it except our two hosts. That's a little weird right? They find themselves in a world of magic, mystery, and Michelle Pfeiffer flaunting that bod! We follow Tristan traveling across the mystical kingdom of Stormhold with Yvaine (the star), Septimus (the seventh son), and Ricky Gervais. From the mind of Neil Gaiman, the Sandman himself, we get a hero's journey of love and adventure graced by the feathered boa of Robert De Niro, not to mention a cast that's just stacked out of its mind. Seriously folks: Claire Danes, Ben Barnes, Charlie Cox, Henry Cavill, Sienna Miller, Peter O'Toole, and YOU SHALL NOT PASS. . . Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian, Sir Ian. . . . We have to ask how this movie didn't make a bigger splash, I mean, BANG! (star joke)