Deep in the Misty Mountains, Erin and Brennan find themselves on an Unexpected Journey between a Dame Edna and murderous Gollum. One has racks for torture and the other has nine teeth. Which will they choose? The ring of power, duh.
This week, Erin and Brennan leave their comfy Hobbit holes and wonder why the hell Peter Jackson and MGM couldn't just leave a classic the way is was? From painfully boring exposition to uncalled for romances, our hosts would rather brave the railing-less Erebor than watch ANOTHER panorama. Despite it's short-comings, there are some things that stand the test of madness: Dwarves being the best worst house guests, Andy Serkis being a LEGEND (can we just give him an Oscar already?), and the gift that is Martin Freeman and his words of wisdom: "Skin them first!"