Lo there do I see my sister
Lo there do I see Antonio and Omar
Lo there do I see Vikings, many of whom I don't know their names
Back to the beginning
Lo do I watch their film
They bid me remember my place in my college history classes
In the Halls of Mackenzie and Stevenson
Where the Nerds may Live Forever
Erin and Brennan are back from a week hiatus and what's better to help them get back into the groove than with a super nerdy movie? The 13th Warrior is a film about Ahamd ibn Fahdlan (Antonio Banderas), joining a group of Vikings and writing about them so that we in the present can all look back and say, "holy potatoes these people are weird!" Our Viking cast is led by Buliwyf, followed by Herger, Face Tattoo Dude, Ginger, Sneaky Man, Breastplate, Old Mountain Dude, and four more whose names are best left to the academics. The film's highlights? Antonio Banderas and Omar Sharif looking beautiful, cannibals, Brennan ranting about how dumb Europeans were, Erin screaming once again about wearing skins, and turd goddesses. But let's be honest, Erin and Brennan agree that this is a poorly rated film that deserves a second chance. Not only is this film better quality than people think, but it's also a very historically accurate film.