Make a cup of polyjuice potion and clear some space in your Pensieve, it's time to discuss bad movies. This time we are covering the sequel to our last bad movie review. Wait, a bad movie had a sequel?!?! Why yes my poor, innocent Void, The Crimes of Grindelwald are not only bad, they are certifiably worse than the first movie. As we have decided to call it, "Evil wizards and where to bone them. . . I mean, find them. . . ." We are once again stuck with heroes we don't care about, side plots that are more important than main plots, and the only saving grace is our villain. That villain being part of a compelling gay duo, the gay duo that the story was founded upon and fans were expecting to see. Shame on you J.K. Rowling for burying it like it doesn't exist. We question her commitment, if any, to the queer community for how she retroactively established that Dumbledor is gay, built a film series on said relationship, but refused to commit to any representation of that aspect of his character.
Brennan would like to add that Theseus is extremely HAWT.
Erin would like to add that Zoe Kravitz is underutilized.