Howdy, Void! We've returned to Jurassic Park to prove that people were indeed murdered the first time and will be again. Hammond suddenly becomes Sir David Attenborough after only 4 years and has established a nature preserve! Oh yay. . . he's finally "figured it out" (not). Our team travels to Las Cinco Muertes [Site B (The Five Deaths)]and no matter how many people tell them it's a bad idea, they go 'cause money. We have Eddie (the Hero), Nick (the hippie bad boy), Sarah (the worst big game specialist), Kelly (the only one with sense), and Ian (traumatized). We cackle at the dino descriptions from bad-guy Pete Postlethwaite: Elvis, Friar Tuck, THE POMPADORE!!!! Ultimately, we learn that when it comes to the carnivores of Isla Sorna, they know how to hold a GRUDGE!