The summer may be over, but the heat is still lingering, and just like a lingering heat, our film this week is long, has a lot of explosions, and people are wearing next to nothing. By golly that sounds like a Michael Bay movie! Well, if you can call this a movie... then yes, yes it is. This week Erin and Brennan roll out in favor of the Autobots, not because they're the good guys, but because them winning ends the movie faster. Honestly, we couldn't tell the difference between the two sides, and didn't care. That was until we saw the LAPD Patrol Car and thought, "Decepticon. Definitely Decepticon." There's not a lot more than meets the eye with this movie except Hasbro. Is Hasbro secretly a Bernie Bot bent on defunding the law enforcement establishment? Ultimately, we hated this movie and spent so much time talking about anything else.