Hey Void, wanna watch one of the worst movies ever made? Well luckily for you, Erin and Brennan watched "Van Helsing" so you wouldn't have to! We talked about everything except this film including: Larry Bird (white werewolves can't jump), Gladiator (slow-motion grass), and Lord of the Rings (looking at you Faramir). Ultimately, Team Monsters won our hearts (rimshot) and we were surprised the "heroes" managed to survive anything especially: fighting monsters, CGI gorges (multiple, or the same one too many times), or ropes that DO NOT follow the laws of physics. Did we mention the only good things were Dracula and a shirtless Hugh Jackman? In the end, it's better to arm yourself with a fog machine than stakes, monster hunters, holy water, sun bombs, more stakes, knives, silver bullets, rapid-fire crossbows, saw-blade ninja stars, and the entire Roman Catholic Church.