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So the highly coveted UCI Annual Half-Wheelin Awards* have been run and won, and weren’t we treated to a feast of celebrating the beauty of road cycling!?
 
Approved by the Half Wheelin’ ethics committee, categories were:

• Biggest Local Bunch Muppet
• Most "Fuck he’s Better than Bloody Good" 
• Never Thought We’d be Admiring Them! 
• Most Ferocious Shredding of a Race by One Team 
• Best Example of 2024 Racing Tactics by a Rider Not Named Pogacar
• Most Truly Beautiful Moment
• Most Ridiculous Mic Drop
• Weirdest Advertisement Promo by a Superstar
• Biggest Mens Rivalry Hurt Feelings
• Biggest Tech Pisstake
• Best Venn Diagram for Tires for Super Cool People

Coupled with some brilliant 2025 tech predictions, and an attempt to ease our anxiety about Julian Alaphillipe’s next phase, it was a huge night on the red carpet!
 
Tune in to find out who won what!
 
 *Awards proudly brought to you but the MAGA-Donald Trump Cycling Foundation