(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"Man, this guy is so burned, he's cooked! A fucking Big Mac, overdone! You know what I mean?" No, we bloody do not 'man'.
Cropsy & his trusty Garden shears help round off our summer camp trilogy.
We get treated to Thomas's impression of the camps wannabe sexual predator Eddie from Brooklyn or Kazakhstan's favourite son Borat; however, your ears want to interpret it.
Speaking of predators, The Burning marks the film debut of Harvey Weinstein & Miramax. We will naturally put the extended shower scene, a relentless peeping Alfred and the braless baseball stuff down to mere coincidence.
I'm ashamed to say, that one of the film's protagonists and I share a life-altering affliction. Glazer, not to be confused with Dodgeballs Blazer or the double glazing windows you may find in your house, struggles with the horrendous problem of having too much muscle mass.
All the girls want him but fear the weight of those muscles would be too much to handle. All I can say, Glazer, is you learn to live with it. Never be ashamed of those muscles!
So grab your Canoe, and Let's go camp flogging one last time!
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