(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"I just cannot believe any of this is voodoo bullshit."
No bullshit this week, Childs, I assure you. The usual set-up of me bumbling my way through episode notes laced with witty gags in the hope of sealing the deal for a download is a 'thing' of the past. Whoops.
The Flog has been left at home as we delve into the first of two John Carpenter classics.
Instead of the usual flogging session, this episode turns into abit of gush fest as we marvel at this practical effects-laden masterpiece!
Now, not everyone gets away flog free; the 2011 prequel & its copious amounts of ghastly CGI shit get a dressing down.
Also, we try to get our heads around how and why this utter sci-fi horror delight got panned upon initial release.
I think those reviewers need to be tied to that FUCKING COUCH all winter!!!!
Prepare to have your ears assimilated!!
p.s the witty gags will be back in time for Hocus Pocus. (a collective sigh of relief rings round)
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