(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"Sure took you guys long enough to get here. What if someone was trying to strangle me, or... fuck me up the ass or something?"
An entirely reasonable point from Neve there. And if you can make sense of that, then you may be one of the few who can get to grips with this 'wild' assault on the film senses!
What follows is a 'wild' ride of plot twists; Denise Richard's acting her boobs out, sorry, heart out, Matt Dillion creeping up the walls and some very questionable parenting skills from Mrs Van Ryan.
"He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly."
When Bacon isn't lapping up his role of crooked cop, you'll find him shooting his own private porno from the comfort of the Van Ryan's garden bushes.
Like us, if you're partial to some Bacon Wiener and want to give the Peeping Tom a taste of his own medicine, then have your finger at the ready to pause and savour a scene with yours truly emerging from the shower!
Let's get sleazy!
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