(A Ben & Tom episode - prepare for bone dry humour and challenges to the absurd.)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"Oops. A wet one. I hope I didn't stain my underwear. Look at that. Skid marks."
I know what you're thinking? Which great wordsmith does that quote belong to, Shakespeare? Hemingway? Twain? Tolstoy? Austin? Our old mate Sophocles? OHHH, no, a morbidly obese clown known as The Violator is the proud owner of those powerful words.
Of all the comic-book adaptations to choose from, we somehow landed on this Hellspawn! Friend of the show, Dan, will be shouldering most of the blame for this ugly film request!
This CGI hell can lay claim to owning quite possibly the single worse bit of computer-animated rubbish ever seen on the big screen. (Although, our upcoming Mortal Kombat Annihilation episode may beg to differ and certainly gives Spawnie and his computer-animated Devil Turd arch-nemesis a run for their respective CGI money )
Hell has never looked so hellish!
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