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Are you a Tight Arse?
We must have taken a wrong turn here, Princess, as we seem to have landed on a moon full of turds! The constant clambering we had to endure whilst navigating space didn't help us grasp the old coordinates!
Well, 'yer bloody bastards', if you couldn't tell by now, we've got some Flash Gordon to enjoy this week. And if you're still unsure as to what you're watching, fear not - dummy Flash has a t-shirt emblazed with his name to serve as a reminder.
The assortment of leather hot pants on show goes some way to explain Freddie Mercury's vocals; the "Ah-Ahhh! was not singing - instead, a blood-curling cry of horror at the sight of Brian Blessed in leather short shorts.
Although, you can't deny the man was in possession of a great set of thighs and an almighty pair of balls to boot.
(Cock and balls seeping out of the leathers is the go-too in this space opera)
We have Max Von Sydow - a swede portraying Ming the Merciless. A character loosely based on Dr Fu Manchu, a fictional character who carries all sorts of racist stereotype baggage with him. Soooo....we'll be leaving that well alone.
Gordon's ALIVE!!!! But certainly not well.
Also, take it down a notch, would you, Brian.
DIVEEEEEEE!!
Nice.
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