(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
Are you a Tight Arse?
"Can I keep you"? How would you feel if you heard a potential friend/partner to your child drop that?
Are you hearing this, Bill Paxman? Well, Bill's too busy getting pissed with Casper's rather obnoxious uncles (also ghosts) while waiting to hear from his dead wife - poor Kat didn't stand a chance.
See, we could have let this one slide - the kid's a ghost who wants to enjoy the company of a young impressionable Christina Ricci and hey; maybe cop a feel in the process - for we were all jacked-up hormonal teenager ghosts once!
But no, young Casper doesn't know when to quit. Maybe human Casper will fare better? Up steps a fresh-faced Devon Sawa who, quite inexplicable but rather seductively, dumps out that very same pick-up line! And in the process, brings a whole room of guppy partygoers to a standstill.
Quickly followed by a stampede of screaming kids, literally backflipping away from Whipstaff manor; good going Idle Hands.!
The only spooky thing about Casper is witnessing the array of ghastly cameos unfolding; having a snarling Clint Eastwood and a pre-anti-Semitic basher Mel Gibson being a cheeky chappie in the mirror...is genuinely haunting!
Childhood ruined.
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