(A Ben and Fiona episode - prepare for an Irish potty mouth and bullshit trivia)
Are you a Tight Arse?
Ghostface and Desperado teamed up to bring us this 90s sci-fi Invasion of the High School Snatchers cult delight. Scream!
Robert Patrick swaps shapeshifting pointy edges for a whistle; it's just lovely to see the T-100 found work after his melting incident. Hot Thing!
Believe it or not, before joining the fellowship, Elijah Wood was walking the same high school halls as none other than Usher, baby. Unfortunately, Usher, baby, decided to brandish Frodo (in waiting) with the charming pet name 'anal probe.' Burn!
There was slight confusion around the correct pronunciation of Usher - Could Mr Raymond IV get in touch and help us out? Yeah!
Is this review guaranteed to jack you up? Probably not, but as you'll hear, there was some thinking out loud about what it must have been like trying to jack off back in 1998 and the troubles faced with trying to get pornographic material loaded up on a dial-up connection. (Listen out for Tom's cameo dial-up impression) Climax!
Btw, did every staff/faculty room have a Salma Hayek floating around? If so, that feels like a missed opportunity. Hot Tottie!
Here's abit of bullshit trivia to lube you up for the episode - John Stewart's character name is Edward Furlong... also the name of the actor who played John Conner in T2! OMG!
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