"Make a move and the bunny gets it!"
What do you get when you get every creep and freak in the universe onto one plane and then somehow manage to let said creeps and freaks take it over, and then stick a wrongly-imprisoned ex-military parolee right smack dab in the middle of it?
What do you get is an unapologetic, high-octane action thrill ride with an A-list cast, fist-pumping moments, a guitar-slaying soundtrack, and a whole bunch of murders, muscles and... MALKOVICH, lots of Malkovich, with Con Air!!
They really don't make 'em quite like this anymore as this one's truly got it all. So join us once more, as we find out if hillbilly mullets can still be rocked 20+ years on, and just how awesomely weird and dangerous this late-90's prison plane action flick has gone down, and if all this could have been avoided if they had just put the bunny back in the box!!!
"Thank you for choosing Con Air!"
