They say one can never do too much to make a child's Christmas special.
But just how far are you willing to go to make YOUR child's Christmas special? How many laws would you break? How much blood would you shed?
With the holidays finally here, we are excited to answer those questions and more as we kick off our Holiday Snarktacular Extravaganza with the the much-maligned yet somehow highly watchable Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas guilty pleasure, Jingle All The Way!
It is definitely Turbo Time, as we watch two forgetful fathers deck each other's halls on Christmas Eve to snag the hottest selling toy in town that's sold out everywhere! Nothing like waiting till the last minute, as we also discuss stories about real-life store-mobbing violence over similar hot ticket items, how we would handle slimy adulterous neighbors, and the true meaning of the holidays.
Nothing spells the gift-wrapped joys of Christmas quite like mass law-breaking and unapologetic consumerism! So join us, as we find out if Jingle All The Way still delights and terrifies, and if it still carries that spirit of Christmas amidst the chaos and woes of the holiday season 24 years on!!
And don't forget, you're my number one customer!!!
