The Four Horsemen have arrived — and one of them might be riding a green My Little Pony named Minty. Join us as we plunge headfirst into the book of revelation 6, where John of Patmos takes a break from persecution to write the wildest fanfiction in biblical history.
Expect plague balls, Elon Musk jokes, martyrs begging God for blood vengeance, and the rich elites hiding in caves — some things never change.
This episode features:
“If John of Patmos wrote this in the 21st century, it wouldn’t be wheat and barley — it would be toilet paper and computer chips.”
This is Chapter 6 — our sixth episode on the Bible’s most unhinged book, Revelation. Haven’t heard the first five? Catch up here: [Ep. 00] · [Ep. 01] · [Ep. 02] · [Ep. 03] · [Ep. 04] . [Ep. 05]
Sauces: Wikipedia, Revelation 6, ancient Roman history, and Christian apologists who really need new hobbies. (Full sources available on request.)
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