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Every December, a loud minority swear they’re being hunted by carollers, coffee cups, and secular toddlers armed with “Happy Holidays.” So is the War on Christmas real, or just a profitable bit of political theatre? We drag the opportunistic pundits, the purity-culture merchants, and the mall Santas who think they’re frontline soldiers—because this “war” has everything except reality.

We’re taking a skeptical look at:

Includes original comedy sketches, irreverent history, and our trademark blasphemous chaos!

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