Welcome back to the BEACH! And some of these people are already really testing our patience! We introduce two new segments: EXILE ISLAND for couples who blatantly took performance-enhancing drugs (i.e. talked before the show) and HIERARCHY VIOLATIONS for contestants who step out of line regarding their relevancy on the show. Protagonists emerge in Brittany and Hunter, while antagonists emerge in Genevieve and Jill. But at least the women are carrying for entertainment. But before we discuss paradise, Camille simply HAD to debrief all of her parasocial culture drama stressors of the day. Namely Chatty Broads' breakup and Ned from the Try Guy’s subordinate affair scandal. Skip ahead about 30 min if this internet gossip is irrelevant to you which, fair.
