This week we learn that men win every time. The “Winners Circle” includes: inflated self-confidence, a complete lack of understanding about female friendship interpersonal dynamics, assumed power in every situation, and enjoying an extremely low bar. GABBY RUN FROM ERICH! All this aside, Zach and Rachel had a pretty sincerely special date and we are officially rooting for him (don’t make us regret it!). P.S. make friends with someone older than you today.