What's a fella to do when he gets messages on Christmas, the Lord's B-Day, telling him he got his wires crossed, made a booboo, fucked up about the finer details of butt sex? I'll tell ya, you make it into sweet content so that's what we're here for. Come with Fay, Chloe, and me on a magical journey through what would Sex and the City characters be like in a fantasy setting, what age I started hitting my crank shaft, and the correct way to get that sweet brown sugar! Interstitial is Moanin by Charles Mingus, Outro is Sundown by Gordon Lightfoot
