Ki, Ki, Ki, Ma, Ma, Ma
- Wow writing it down actually spoils that entire movie. No wonder Scream didn't give a shit about spoiling it for literally everyone who hadn't (and still hasn't) seen it.
Allegedly unlucky for most, but lucky for us, the follow up to our Halloween Premiere comes very serendipitously on Friday the 13th. We're refusing to call this a "Special" because if we did it would be five hours long and literally no-one wants that.
In this episode we explore the cultural history of Friday the 13th, as well as some of whackiest superstitions from around the globe - like why it's the perfect excuse to not invite your racist Aunt to your dinner party! To be honest, they pale in comparison to our own personal ones (and our Irish mothers') which may actually be expressions of undiagnosed mental illnesses.
Then we take a trip to Camp Crystal L .. I mean, Lake Bodom, where we explore the murders of a group of (presumably) sexy sexy teens at the hands (or Hans?) of a still unidentified slasher, and attempt to solve it ourselves. This true crime thriller episode ripped right out of an 80's horror movie - complete with an actual disgruntled shopkeeper issuing fatalistic but ultimately ignored warnings, and a bumbling but delightfully well-meaning police force. Also a former KGB spy who absolutely LIVES for the DRAMA.
It's the real "Friday the 13th", which actually really happened, though not actually on Friday the 13th,
We also celebrate Traveller grave decor, Conor's mother's talons, the opposite of nazis, and our Number #1 Australian fan Charlene McDonnell - sadly not an actress on Neighbours (at least yet).
So dive right in, and let us drag you under!
